Troll in the dungeon

"Today in my college English class, I texted my boyfriend and told him that I was bored.

Not even 5 minutes later he ran into the class and yelled
"TROLL IN THE DUNGEON! TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!...I thought you all should know."
Then he collapsed on the floor, just like in Harry Potter. Not only did the teacher let us out early because he was laughing so hard, but I think I found the one."

Honey, I think so too. I'm not exactly romantic (lord knows), but that right there...pure nerd romance. I wish someone did that for me :P